rneerkat:

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business

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royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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best-of-funny:

dorkstrider:

killerkranberry:

dorkstrider:

did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off

remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the same time

advance australia fair

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Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
Gay couple arguing outside Walmart

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